eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
i giggled like a schoolgirl
"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."
"I really did not mean to do that."
Concept art by Mary Blair for Disney’s Alice in Wonderland (1951)